WHY VENICE CAN'T USE A COMPUTER(She's my doggie)
10. She's distracted by cats chasing her mouse.
9. SIT and STAY
hard enough; but CUT and PASTE are out of the question.
8. Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work.
7. Three words:
CARPAL PAW SYNDROME.
6. Involuntary tail wagging is a dead
give-away that she's browsing, -
www.purina.com - instead of working.
5. The fire hydrant icon is simply too frustrating.
4. She can't
help attacking the screen when she hears "You've Got Mail."
3. It's
too messy to "mark" every Web site she visits.
2. The FETCH command
isn't available on all platforms.
1. She can't stick her head out of
Windows 2000.
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